Monday, January 4, 2010
The polls are closed. The Plogosphere has spoken.
And here’s a pic of me doing some finger painting. As you can see, it brings great joy to me and my mustache.
Now on to the breaking news about the recent the election...
Voters turned out en masse to decide the debate of The Decade:
If you were Tiger Woods, what soup would you totally have sex with? The results, with commentary, are as follows:
Chunky Sirloin Burger: One vote.
(Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?)
Hearty Chicken & Rice: No votes.
(You are all a bunch of racists)
Beef & Vegetable: One vote.
(Just as the pundits predicted)
Chickarina: Three votes. Winner winner Chickarina dinner.
(How many of you are pantless with a bowl of it right now?)
Tomato Bisque: Two votes.
(Armageddon is near)
Look for another intellectually stimulating poll at the end of this decade.