Monday, February 1, 2010

Sing it with me.


Plants on the ground
Plants on the ground
Lookin' like a fool witcha plants on the ground.
Hey, get them plants off the ground.

And get that can of soup off the ground while you're at it. That's a less-than-optimal place to store food items.


Fuck, if I'm not running out of material.

7 comments:

  1. As long as you're not running out of soup.

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  2. Soup... "that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. And I don't need one other thing, except my dog. I don't need my dog."

    Extra credit if that makes any sense to you.

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  3. You're a jerk.

    Also...I feel kind of violated. I can't believe I didn't notice my plants looked kind of different...

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  4. Winner winner liquid dinner.

    And while I do not disagree with your assertion, I prefer to be called "f’ing a-hole."

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  5. I was having a bad evening. Then I remembered the PLOG and I feel much better now. I even cracked a smile... AND laughed.

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  6. Is that a massive can of soup or are those plants desk size?

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  7. They're bonsai trees. The can of soup is new offering designed for people with unusually small stomachs. It's called Campbell's Chunk.

    I made most of that up.

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