I uttered those seven words to myself with each bite as the self-fulfilling prophecy self-fulfilled itself today. I may have even spoken those words aloud to a slack-jawed, sweater-vested passerby named Marko that gazed upon me in pity as I slurped my slurry.
At least it’s not fucking cabbage water.
Or brussels sprouts with balsamic vinegar and feta for that matter. What the F did we do to deserve such an olfactory pistol whipping? Nothing is what.
If this makes no sense to YOU, my only reader, fear not. For it makes no sense to me either.
I need photoshop and acid.
ReplyDeleteI think Adobe is including a sheet of Orange Sunshine is the new Creative Suite.
ReplyDeleteLucky you.
hot ham water
ReplyDeleteHot Ham will be opening up for the Icelandic contortionist that's opening up for Cabbage Water in Spearfish, South Dakota on March 29, 2010.
ReplyDeleteBE THERE!!